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bread guy (“bad guy” parody) - penn charles holderness lyrics

bread guy (“bad guy” parody) lyrics
you spent two days cooking for us
so many vegetables for us
you made me some asparagus
it makes my pee smell sulfurous
i had three giant dinner roles
i have awful portion control
turkey comes out and now i’m full
sorry, mommy
but i’m a bread guy
i heard what you said guy
eat your greens instead guy
that’s not how i’m fed guy
but i’m a bread guy
bigger than my head guy
lots of b*tter spread guy
fruit is what i dread guy
i’m a bread guy duh

you spent all day on cranberries
all that i want is mac & cheese
you said i have ti eat these beans
i am going to give them to sunny
i am too full to eat the ham
waldorf salad is not my jam
i won’t eat any of the yams
sorry, mommy
but i’m a bread guy
i heard what you said guy
eat your greens instеad guy
that’s not how i’m fed guy
but i’m a bread guy
bigger than my hеad guy
lots of b*tter spread guy
fruit is what i dread guy
i’m a bread guy duh
singing debut
or singing day b*tt
there’s ham, jam, and yam
yep all the same
i know they rhyme
i wrote it that way
(laughing)

- penn charles holderness lyrics

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