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how many ks? - pepi mara lyrics

how many ks?

goin’ down town in my land*cru*zar
tryin’ to find a park for my land*cru*zar
this carpark was made for a car
not the turning circle of a land*cru*zar

then i met mick in his mesh*back cap
he’s got two stripes on his mesh*back cap
he’s got conveyor for my new mudflap
no better man for a bit of mudflap
i says ‘mick’, he goes ‘yeah’, i go

[chorus]
‘how many ks on your land*cru*zar?’
‘i got two fiddy on my land*cru*zar’
‘it’s just run in that land*cru*zar’
‘you put a million cl!cks on a land*cru*zar’

flyin’ down the battlecamp road
just ran over another cane toad
foot flat to the floor and down a hill
see if the old girl’s got it still
look at the dash, gotta shake me head
i’m over the limit in me 1hz
but i heed the law and i slow right down
cops pull me up comin’ into town
i know this fella, it’s sergeant dan
he says ‘you got any contraband?’
i say ‘nah mate, not me, i’m all kosher
you might find a soggy bunnings brochure
or an ant’s nest in a 4x can
but you won’t find any contraband’

he found some wing ding bones from a trip to cairns
he says ‘awh now i gotta go wash me hands
but there’s one thing that i’d like to know
just before i let you go’
he goes ‘steve’, i go ‘yeah’, he goes

[chorus]
‘how many ks on your land*cru*zar?’
‘i got two fiddy on my land*cru*zar’
‘it’s just run in that land*cru*zar’
‘you put a million cl!cks on a land*cru*zar’

yeah nah cru*zar parts are never too far
when you’re driving round on the pdr
ain’t no need for a torsion bar
got a solid front diff on my land*cru*zar
the irish barmaid’s mouth was ajar
when she saw the mud on my land*cru*zar
we pull our seats into the bar
she came back with a cold schooner
she said ‘lads’, we said ‘yeah’, she goes

[chorus]
‘how many ks on your land*cru*zar?’
‘i got two fiddy on my land*cru*zar’
‘it’s just run in that land*cru*zar’
‘you put a million cl!cks on a land*cru*zar’
‘what do you pay for a land*cru*zar?’
‘you might pay a little bit more than a car’
‘well i think that i might upgrade from a car’
‘they hold their value the land*cru*zar, ah, ah, ah, land*cru*zar’

every single cru*zar got a dud handbrake
every two weeks you gotta fix your handbrake

a patrol’s way better than a land*cru*zar
patrol got a better handbrake by far
the missus says ‘trade that land*cru*zar’, i say
‘babe a patrol’s not a land*cru*zar’

trace pulls up in a smoko van
she got a sweet tojo for a smoko van
you say: ‘ah curry pie, tomato sauce
kabana with cheese, tomato sauce
thanks trace’. you get chattin
you go ‘trace’, she goes ‘yeah’, you go
[chorus]
‘how many ks on your land*cru*zar?’
‘i got two fiddy on my land*cru*zar’
‘it’s just run in that land*cru*zar’
‘you put a million cl!cks on a land*cru*zar, ah, ah, ah, land*cru*zar’

- pepi mara lyrics

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