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ding-a-ling - pighairlol lyrics

[chorus]
ding*a*ling, ding*a*ling
ding*a*ling, ding*a*ling
ding*a*ling, ding*a*ling
ding*a*ling, ding*a*ling
ding*a*ding*a*ling
ding*a*ling, ding*a*ling

[verse 1]
they call me peter griffin
it’s because i’m fat
no i’m not, sh*t my ass like a cat
i look like a f*cking rat
i smoke pot
cuz that’s all i got
my british dad wants me to rot
does he have hair? no he does not
if he spanks me, i’ll just spank him harder
with blush put a makeover on him
remove all the crust
you’ll look nice with a wig and some makeup
get out of my head
i don’t need to take my meds
my ass just started to bled
i’ll just do what will smith did
[chorus]
ding*a*ling, ding*a*ling
ding*a*ling, ding*a*ling
ding*a*ling, ding*a*ling
ding*a*ling, ding*a*ling
ding*a*ding*a*ling
ding*a*ling, ding*a*ling

[verse 2]
my weiner is as big as the
empire state building sir
my ass is big and great
sing me a song and take my rake
so i can hit this stupid f*cking snake
you’ll see me cluckin’
i love me good f*ckin’ chicken to eat

in my diet and to rub on my skin
i love bathing in raw chicken flesh
people think i need therapy sessions
cuz i act like a little b*tch
i wanna do bathtub streams on twitch
did i hurt you? i didn’t mean it
i’m santa come sit on my lap
don’t be a b*tch
i am really f*cking rich

ding*a*ling, ding*a*ling
ding*a*ling, ding*a*ling
ding*a*ling, ding*a*ling
ding*a*ling, ding*a*ling

[verse 3]
throw me some monopoly money
i run for president you run against me
turned the white house into the lice house
let me pick the bugs out of your head of hairy
f*ck you if you don’t like donuts
my mom won’t let me have any because
as long as they are healthy kiss my b*tt
healthy is the best you see
oh my god he is a god
i am a god, not a rod, a blaze rod
minecraft i like minecroft
f*ck all y’all if you play minecraft
don’t make me have to eat more banana*nana
banana healthy make me wealthy

[chorus]
ding*a*ling, ding*a*ling
ding*a*ling, ding*a*ling
ding*a*ling, ding*a*ling
ding*a*ling, ding*a*ling
ding*a*ding*a*ling
ding*a*ling, ding*a*ling

- pighairlol lyrics

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