she's a comedian - plumesbury mouse lyrics
[verse 1]
i wear brightly coloured velvet jumpers to
distract people from the fact i’m really boring
easily convinced by the service workers fake friendliness
i buy fifteen packs of haribos i really need
[verse 2]
i watch a self depreciating comedian on stage and feel sorry for her
i watch her shows weekly ’til i realise the fact that she*
i watch her shows weekly ’til i realise that she’s in fact not a comedian at all
just a lonely drunk lady at a pub shouting sardonically about her life
[verse 3]
i go to a part and mingle with people from different circlеs than me
i buy old shirts from charity shops and put them straight on
smelling thе scent of the grandfather
who deceased in it five months previously
[verse 4]
i go on bike rides with my little brother
he asks me if his back wheel flies off the ground
i say yes not to hurt his feelings
but in reality the back wheel didn’t move at all
[cycle]
[verse 1]
in the time i lived i became a comedian
and i sat in a bar speaking sardonically about my life
i talked about how i used to mingle at parties
with people from different circles than me
[verse 2]
i spoke about how i used to wear shirts from charity shops
five months after the owner had deceased
i also talked about how i was easily convinced by the service worker’s fake friendliness
once i bought fifteen packs of haribo i defintely need
[verse 3]
i spoke about how my life has gone to bits
but i still wear brightly coloured velvet jumpers
to remind people that i am in fact, not dull
i buy trousers too tight fitting for me
and ask my friend, ruby, to adjust the seams
she can’t adjust everything
[outro]
and so i sat in this bar and complained and complained
and then realised i’m creating a cycle of pain
some lonely man sat next to me
and probably thought i was a comedian
but in reality i’m just me
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