as it was (parody) - poptoonstv lyrics
[intro dialogue]
was it just me or was that wh*whitney houston?
[verse 1]
rihanna gave birth
doja cat shaved off her hair
kylie and khloe both had a baby
and nick cannon had like six kids
meg twerked on she*hulk
andrew tate gets cancelled, thank god
kanye west gets banned, he’s a joke, yes he is
he said things that we can’t forgive
[chorus]
beyoncé dropped an album
rihanna dropped a song
kim and kanye get divorced
good for her
blueface gets arrested
and kim k dumps pete
(what’s that? it’s a chicken salad)
it’s corn, a big lump with kn*bs
it’s got the juice
[post*chorus]
(did someone say je*?) that’s not what i said, dude
elon should ban you
since he bought the twitter app
[verse 2]
jfleck reunite
taylor releases ‘midnights’
nicki minaj gets a number one song
she and the grammy’s had a fight
madonna’s new face
black panther came out and it slayed
katy perry came out to play in vegas
gaga’s chromatica ball ate, oh*oh
[chorus]
ethan klein stays in trouble
bella poarch gets divorced
they think i spit on chris pine
but i did not
frankie grande gets mugged
ariana still in love
heidi klum dresses as a worm
she wins every year
[post*chorus]
stranger things cleared
dahmer show was weird
johnny depp and amber heard in court
[bridge]
latto, nicki
cardi and jt
all the girls were beefing
it was kind of a mess
let’s have a moment for silence
for takeoff and pnb rock
may they rest in heaven
[outro]
the queen passed away
trisha had her baby girl
drake dissed meg
dababy did too
will smith smacked chris
[outro epilogue]
what about me? i’m dave chappelle, man
i was almost tackled on stage
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