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christmas song - pp man & poisonous official lyrics

[intro: santa, pp man]
ho*ho*ho*ho*ho*ho*ho
santa?
merry christmas, have you been a good boy?
yes, daddy santa, i have! i have been a good boy! (i know you have, ho*ho*ho*ho*ho*ho)
c’mon, santa’s got a surprise for you (ohhhh*)

[verse 1: pp man]
i’ve been a very naughty boy this year, so santa gave me syphilis for christmas
that b*tch wants me to be d*ck*less
i got syphilis and my d*ck itches
this big white hairy red man came down my chimney last night
hit him with the blim*blam, bro didn’t put a fight
when i saw that red guy, he initially gave me a very rare fright
i f*cked the red man’s dead body, that bussy was tight
this is one of my many favorite things to do on christmas night

[interlude: pp man]
moment of silence for charlie squirt

[verse 2: poisonous]
yo, i’ve been a very good boy this year
maybe santa can save me from being queer
when they had to shoot at charlie kirk, they meant to hit his ear
i believe the jews are to blame for all of this
i believe the jews gave my mother arthritis
i wish i was a boeing engineer so i could have s*x with horses
no remorses
um, yeah, get my sh*t busted open, go to the hospital and die
enumclaw horse s*x case, don’t search it up or you will die
high five with onions and chives
[outro: poisonous, pp man]
i’m f*cking hungry as sh*t, man
f*ck
merry christmas (f*ggot)

- pp man poisonous official lyrics

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