grandfarceur - qualité motel lyrics
[verse 1]
take a first aid course with your grandson
type a gentleman, fiendishly handsome
eat three new foods and give a critique
remain eloquent every time you speak
colour a colouring book page and sign your name
scavenge antique wood and build a frame
frame the artwork up, godd*mn
the grandfather*grandson team strikes again
take your grandson down to the abandoned home for the mentally r*t*rded
bring a kerosene lantern and an illegal ceramic handgun
shoot a ghost and sing the grandfather*grandson anthem
it sounds just like this, now hit a fifties diner for a hot apple crisp
[verse 2]
this dessert is too saccharine, send it back, better yet, cancel the order
matter of fact, contact the cook who chef’d it, left it imperfected
cue up his culinary track record, get him health inspected, then can him
nevermind, i think i’ll order the poached salmon
my programming is not confrontational
cool, calm, grandpa, so funsational, huh
i think that’s my cue to ride a powerful synth wave back into xanadu
(888 ways to have a blast on your grandfather’s last day)
(888)
[verse 3]
make cinnamon toast, grind psyllium husk
take vinegar pills, play chess on a bus
clean part of the house, hang*glide off a cliff
steam wallpaper, install a fridge
make walnut f*dg* for homeless kids
make homeless kids install a bridge (oh yes!)
ooh! are you getting the gist?
your grandfather persevered so that you could exist
to grow up to enlist in the greatest war
for all the chips, the one we’ve been praying for
i mean holograms, i mean russians, man
i mean, blowing up earth to k!ll aliens! (888 ways)
[outro]
it was substantial, the time that we spent that night
the quality motel was lit just right
a fierce transm*tation of cosmic planes
my grandfather’s essence enriched my veins
the red rivulet runs down the alchemical passage
mere mortality loses, my grandfather surpassed his
the red rivulet runs down the alchemical passage
(888 ways to have a blast on your grandfather’s last day)
mere mortality loses, my grandfather surpassed his
(888 ways to have a blast on your grandfather’s last day)
the red rivulet runs down the alchemical passage
(888 ways to have a blast on your grandfather’s last day)
mere mortality loses, my grandfather surpassed his
(888 ways to have a blast on your grandfather’s last day)
the red rivulet runs down the alchemical passage
(888 ways to have a blast on your grandfather’s last day)
mere mortality loses, my grandfather surpassed his
(888 ways to have a blast on your grandfather’s last day)
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