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chanukah honey - rachel bloom lyrics

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chanukah honey
you got your mba from penn
amen!
that is such a good school
chanukah honey
so come and light my candle tonight

chanukah honey
at the jcc you play basketball
so tall
you must be five foot eight
chanukah honey
so come and flip my latkes tonight

i know why you’re such a tease
it’s ’cause your last three girlfriends were j-panese
i’m exotic, too. i’ve been to palm beach
oh, by the way, i think our parents have mutual friends
(the schachters, do you know them?)

chanukah honey
you make puns just like my dad
so rad
you say “challah” like “holla!”
chanukah honey
so come and spin my dreidel

you may think i’m stuffy ’cause i work in finance
but my bat mitzvah theme was dance!
let me make all your dreams come true
oh, by the way, you went to camp with my friend’s step-cousin
(small world!)

chanukah honey
can you hear those wedding bells?
lol!
but seriously, do you want kids?
chanukah honey
so come and kiss my mezuzah tonight
(i heard you were the beatboxer on your college a cappella group)
come and bless my challah tonight
(i’d love to hear your version of “who let the dogs out?”)
mezuzah is the name for my cl-t

- rachel bloom lyrics

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