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flogging the office party - randy prozac lyrics

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i’m so wasted and so is my boss
secretary’s are hammered and they took off their bra’s
i’m sucking up to whoever i see
i’m b*ttering those m*ffins cuz what’s in it for me

co*workers are f*cking in the back of the john
let’s see who’s left for me to con
i put on my smile with my hollywood t**th
cost me 20 f*cking grand i better get some girlbeef

i’m flogging, flogging the office party
broke a thermometer and put it in the coffee
i don’t f*cking care about nothing that matters
i’m too f*cking busy playing snakes and ladders

boss has passed out, let’s go look in his office
helped mysеlf to his fat little wallet
i open his dеsk and i take a big dump
hey! i have the exact same p*n*s pump

i look through the files and i take them and shred them
i’ll be the one next in line for promotion
secretary’s doing coke off vice president’s d*ck
regional manager is getting sick

i’m flogging, flogging the office party
broke a thermometer and put it in the coffee
i don’t f*cking care about nothing that matters
i’m too f*cking busy playing snakes and ladders
i go to the vault with the numbers i found
security’s stoned, i creep by without sound
i open up the safe, fill my pockets with money
when they fire the boss, that’ll be real funny

secretary’s passed out at the end of the hall
i roll her on her face and i shoot my ball
the boss can’t stand and he’s puking and sicker
before i leave i fill my briefcase with liquor

i’m flogging, flogging the office party
broke a thermometer and put it in the coffee
i don’t f*cking care about nothing that matters
i’m too f*cking busy playing snakes and ladders

- randy prozac lyrics

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