robot girlfriend - rhett & link lyrics
i’ve never had
too much luck with females
i’m not confident
unless i’m writing an email
but my life would be so sublime
if i bought a robot girl online
i’d never hear
her silicone mouth complaining
about my dry scalp
or my excessive gaming
she’s my small wonder
i’m her voltron
i flip a switch and it turns her on
my robot girlfriend
the best relationship i’d ever be in
she’s got a grip
stronger than an ape
and she can calculate a tip
to the twenty fifth decimal place
though we can’t go out in rainy weather,
we can still play solitare together
meeting her folks
is no real cause for fear (no real cause for fear)
they’re just a team
of friendly japanese engineers (japanese engineers)
if i ever start to think
that she might leave me
i’ll de-frag her hard drive
and wipe her memory
my robot girlfriend
the best relationship i’ll never be in
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