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o what a beautiful beautiful beautiful day - rich krueger lyrics

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“well, honey, giving birth can be sort of uncomfortable” said the nurse with a straight face somehow
the mom just screamed, “get this thing out of me!”
as the ob began the episiotomy

baby’s been swimmin’ in a pool of its stool
in his mom for quite a while
but once born couldn’t care that he was covered in crud
and where’s dad? passed out at the sight of the blood

o what a beautiful beautiful beautiful day!
the ob dictates and hopes the insurance will pay
they’re playing brahms overhead on a lousy pa
we just know you’ll enjoy your hospital stay

the bleary eyed neo who turned up for the birth
was real glad the kid turned out to be fine
the last one he had to tube didn’t come out so great
aw, what’s done is done, there’s always next time
anyway at home he’s got a bottle of wine

kid’s poked in the arm then gooped in the eyes
as dad’s wheeled down to er
it’s as special christmas for the whole family
just as overpriced, ‘cept junior ain’t christ

both parents recover from their pain
the head that he hit and her tore perineum
the baby goes blind from the lights in the room
‘cause the grandparents just can’t wait to see him
the staff takes precautions
look they’ve even washed their hands
and we can all thank god there’s no memory for pain
o what a beautiful beautiful beautiful day!
we look forward to your next hospital stay

o what a beautiful beautiful beautiful day!
the neo and the ob share some beaujolais
o what a beautiful beautiful beautiful beautiful day!
we just know you’ll remember this hospital stay
hey hey hey
we know you’ll always remember this hospital stay

- rich krueger lyrics

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