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another terrible day - rob rokicki lyrics

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[mr. d]
oh, you’re alive
i suppose that’s good news for you
but it means a lot more paperwork for me
so don’t expect me to be happy to see you
of course, being alive is temporary

[mr. d, spoken]
so, maybe if i go away and play pinochle for a few hours
things might improve
for me, not for you
you’d be dead.​

[percy, spoken]
where am i?

[mr. d]
great
you haven’t been debriefed
this is way out of my pay grade
which is saying a lot
’cause i don’t get paid
someone find professor hay*for*breath
and tell him peter johnson is awake
so he bеtter clip*clop over herе
[percy, spoken]
it’s percy jackson

[mr. d, spoken]
whatever

[mr. d]
just another terrible day
at camp half*blood
where everything’s the worst
just another terrible day
when you’re in charge
it’s like you’re cursed

[mr. d, spoken]
well
technically, i am cursed
one romp in the woods with zeus’ favorite wood nymph
and you’re stuck running a summer camp for a bunch of needy half*bloods

[percy, spoken]
half*blood?

[mr. d, spoken]
half*god, half*mortal
does no one watch the orientation film?
[percy, spoken]
did you say half*god?

[mr. d, spoken]
yeah. and i half*care
who’s next?
silena beauregard

[mr. d, spoken]
oh, great, she’s crying.​

[silena, spoken]
i was walking in the strawberry fields with charlie beckendorf
and we were holding hands and everything was totally normal
and then i kissed him
and all of a sudden he started growing sunflowers everywhere

[mr. d]
look, kid
i hate to be the one to tell ya
but i think that charlie beckendorf was also holding hands with a nymph
that doesn’t wanna wish you well
to tell you the truth
i think the best thing is to break up with the guy

(spoken)
of course, who am i to give relationship advice?
i’m literally the god of alcohol
[silena, spoken]
but he loves me

[mr. d, spoken]
he loves you not
next

[mr. d]
another terrible day
at camp half*blood
where everything’s the worst
just another terrible day
i’m the god of wine
and i’m dying of thirst

[percy, spoken]
wait, did you say you’re a god?

[mr. d, spoken]
dionysus, god of wine
yeah, gods are real, yippy skippy
katie gardner
i see you’ve injured your arm

[katie, spoken]
i fell off a pegasus

[mr. d, spoken]
you don’t have flying lessons on thursdays, you have archery

[katie, spoken]
arrows are made of wood
wood comes from trees
i refuse to partic*p*te in any activity that encourages the senseless slaughter of our arboreal friends

[mr. d]
oh, gods
give me ares or apollo
anyone but the demeter kids’ cabin
now that you’ve blessed us
go talk to hephaestus
before i take a knife to my head and start stabbing

[mr. d, spoken]
and stay away from the pegasi
girls and ponies
speaking of ponies

[percy, spoken]
mr. brunner?

[mr. brunner, spoken]
percy

[percy, spoken]
what are you doing here?
this guy is saying all this crazy stuff about nymphs and gods and
what is going on?

[mr. brunner, spoken]
it’s complicated

[mr. d]
oh, kid
you have no idea
about this place or your former mentor
i don’t have time to fill you in on the details
but look, he’s also a centaur

[chiron, spoken]
i did mean to tell you

[mr. d & percy]
another terrible day (mr. brunner?)
at camp half*blood (you’re a horse?)
where everything’s the worst
just another terrible day (what is happening?)
you can hate it here
but i hated it first
another terrible day
stuck with these runts
in the muck and mud
another terrible day
oh, gods

[mr. d, spoken]
i need a drink

[mr. d]
enjoy your stay
at camp half*blood

- rob rokicki lyrics

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