born again agnostic - robbie o’connell lyrics
[verse 1]
well i’m born again agnostic
hallelujah, i’ve seen the light
but i’ve never thought it would happen to me
cause i lead such an innocent life
but i felt like archimedes
when he jumped out of the bath
“eureka!” i said, and inside my head
i was doing some basic math
[verse 2]
i’m gonna start my own religion
get my very own tv show
i go on at dawn every monday morning
when people are feeling low
i’ll tell them not to worry
everything gonna be alright
and all they gotta do
is send me a check bеfore midnight tonight
[verse 3]
i’m gonna travel all around the country
in a gold platеd cadillac
i preach for free and sell souvenirs
and all kinds of other cr*p
i’ll retire by the time i’m fifty
just to watch my fortune grow
i’ll write a book every year or two
and do the occasional tv show
[verse 4]
i’ll compile an album of agnostic hymns
in a box two cd set
with a third on me if you call toll free
before you take another breath
bono and bob geldof
you’re sure to be inspired
but also get absolutely free
the agnostic tabernacle choir
[verse 5]
well i’m a born again agnostic
hallelujah i’ve seen the light
i long to be in the caribbean
in my paradise
i better get started right away
in case someone else gets there first
cause there’s just no telling what people
might do in a godless universe
there’s just no telling what people
might do in a godless universe
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