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i got crabs from darth vader - robert lund lyrics

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blame it all on artoo
said the girl from naboo
’cause i followed him into that bar
a couple of drinks
and soon jar jar binks
was the best thing ’bout star wars so far

i had blue milk and jack
with this guy dressed in black
he was strong, dark, and seven-foot-three
but when i went home with
the lord of the sith
that’s not all that went home with me!

’cause i got crabs from darth vader
when he took me back to his star freighter
and used the force
on me, of course
but now i itch like a tusken raider
shoulda never played with his light saber!
oh, i got crabs
from darth vader!

she said, i got a b-tt
like jabba the hutt
but darth said he’d love to clone me
he’s not bad at nookie –
he roared like a wookiee
through episodes one, two, and three

but at double-sunrise
he grabbed his disguise
and dumped me in tatooine’s sand
hope that freak went to bake
in that big lava lake
that’s my last one-jedi-knight stand!

’cause i got crabs from darth vader
when i got too close to that dictator
he said, i’ll get you
and lei-ya too
i love that sound from his respirator
but now i need an exterminator!
’cause i got crabs
from darth vader!

all the freaks in mos eisley sing along:

i got crabs from darth vader
when he took me back to his star freighter
and used the force
on me, of course
but now i itch like a tusken raider
shoulda never played with his light saber!
oh, i got crabs
from darth vader!

- robert lund lyrics

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