12 days of christmas - roy "chubby" brown lyrics
on the first day of christmas
me girlfriend sucked me d*ck
i had to stop meself from cumming really quick
on the second day of christmas
she kissed me b*ll*cks too
she gave me a bl*wj*b, you know the way that women do
on the third day of christmas, i had my head between her legs
with my tounge, i tried to fertilize her eggs
on the fourth day of christmas, her p*b*s were up me nose
by now, you’ll think i’m s*x mad, i suppose
first, she sucked me d*ck
kissed mе b*ll*cks too
p*b*s were up mе nose
i said “mind me cartilage, me pins are in my bare knee”
on the fifth day of christmas, i stopped for a pause
hey, i noticed these big skid marks on her drawers
on the sixth day of christmas
i thought, she’s very loose
too late, my tounge was soaked in f*nny juice
on the seventh day of christmas
i was staring at this lass
well, i’m actually staring at this paper stuck to her ass
on the eighth day of christmas
i started to feel ill
on the paper, it said newcastle had lost 2*nil
first, she sucked me d*ck
kissed me b*ll*cks too
p*b*s were up me nose
skid marks on her drawers
she stunk of f*nny juice
newspaper on her ass
i started to feel ill
depart a fart, and l!ck a hairy place where the girls pee
on the ninth day of christmas
i’d been sh*gging for eight days
i must have f*cked this girl a thousand different ways
on the tenth day of christmas without being too blunt
to be honest i’d had enough of her large c*nt
on the eleventh day of christmas
i went to see the quack
he said “my dear boy, you’ve been l!cking too much crack”
first, she sucked me d*ck
kissed me b*ll*cks too
p*b*s were up me nose
skid marks on her drawers
stunk of f*nny juice
newspaper on her ass
i started to feel ill
i’d been sh*gging for eight days
it’s blunt to mention, c*nt
i’d been l!cking too much crack
but now, my tart’s frigid, and that’s a reality
on the twelfth day of christmas
found out she’d given me aids
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