me and my body pillow - ryan beard lyrics
my wife left me today
she took the kids, and she drove away
now, i’m alone
just me and my body pillow
my wife said it wasn’t okay
to watch hentai eight hours a day
now, i’m alone
just me and my waifu pillow
i’ve been kink shamed
and i’ve been sl*t*shamed
and every other type of shamed
i was just trying to be myself
but my wife didn’t see it that way
but you know who doesn’t shame me?
my body pillow
who cares if i missed my son’s games
or my daughter’s recital? * that sh*t is lame
i was having more fun
at home with my body pillow
sometimes i wish i was born in j*pan
now, the only friend i have is my hand
but i least i have you
my four*foot body pillow
my wife had committed a hate crime
by leaving me alone
she clearly hates asain culture
get the aclc on the phone
but you know who loves the asians?
my body pillow
my body pillooooow
my body pilloow
it’s just me and my heantai and four foot*
body pilloooowoooowoahhhhhh
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