
too fat to fit - sally mayes & george dvorsky lyrics
[pete, spoken]
america, we heard your message loud and clear
you didn’t want keely stevens
[keely, spoken]
you didn’t want pete bartel
[pete, spoken]
you wanted…
[pete and keely, spoken]
pete ‘n’ keely!
[pete, spoken]
so we got together for one more album
[keely, spoken]
our biggest hit ever
[pete and keely, spoken]
merry christmas!
[keely]
santa has been munching
[pete]
oh, he’s done a bunch of crunching
[keely]
every breakfast
[pete]
every luncheon
[keely]
every dinner it’s the same
[pete]
mrs. claus, won’t you put santa on a diet
[pete and keely]
or on christmas morn’ there’s gonna be a riot
’cause he’s too fat to fit down the chimney
and december 25th is on the way
[keely]
though we’ve cleaned the chimney flue
[pete]
if old santa can’t get through
[pete and keely]
we’ll never have a merry christmas day!
[pete]
listen santa, won’t you try
to lay off that pumpkin pie
[keely]
cut out cookies
[pete]
cut out candy canes
[pete and keely]
and eggnog too
[pete]
santa, please control yourself
[pete and keely]
yesterday you ate an elf!
[pete]
have a green salad
[keely]
maybe some fish
[pete]
but please don’t touch that candy dish
[pete and keely]
he’s too fat
[keely]
too fat!
[pete and keely]
to fit down the chimney
[keely]
soon he’s gonna have to build a bigger sleigh
[pete]
if he can’t reduce that girth
[pete and keely]
all the children of the earth
will be out of their luck
when santa gets stuck
in the chimney
on christmas day!
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