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ode to the traffic warden - samantics lyrics

[intro]
are you happy with your life you stupid tw*t?
are you proud of how you changed the world and what you’re giving back?
do you think the life you live is f*cking awesome?
it’s not mate, you’re a traffic warden

[verse 1]
i was a little late today to move my van
so thank you for my second fine, you w*nky little man
you stupid w*ng, i hope it makes you proud of everything you do
don’t you know there’s better jobs where not everybody hates you?
in your profession you spread anger
everyone you see thinks you’re a w*nker
i hope you love the life you live and i hope you’re living well
well that’s a lie you stupid tw*t, i hope you go to h*ll you pr*ck

[verse 2]
no i don’t really mean this (hm, well)
yeah i do a little bit
’cause at the moment i am skint
but it really was my fault
i’m just projecting my rage
’cause i know deep down i am to blame
but all the things i said remain
your life’s a waste, you take up sp*ce
you’re the dread of the human race
you’re a disgrace you have no mates
and i hate your f*cking face
yeah i hate your f*cking face
[outro]
okay (sorry!), i think i got carried away
but now my rant is over and i’ll learn from my mistakes
try not to take this to heart and have a nice day
by the way, i paid it early so that’s half the money saved

- samantics lyrics

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