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life got in the way - sammy j & randy lyrics

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[verse 1]
[randy]
my daddy was a fisherman
and he was always wishin’
i’d be working with him catching the shrimp

then he died like a jerk
and i couldn’t find work
and now my ex*wife’s scr*w*ng a gimp

[sammy j]
back at university
i overcame adversity
by dreaming of a job and a wife

but after graduation
all my hopes and aspirations
got fisted by a thing called…

[gimp]
life

[chorus]
[sammy j & randy]
life got in the way
it happens every day
[sammy j]
like a wombat on a freeway

[randy]
like your grandma on a date

[sammy j & randy]
life got in the way

[bridge]
[sammy j & randy]
like a mormon
knocking at your door
like a warlock
got in his cave
life got in the way

[therapist]
and where else did he taser you?

[postman/taser victim]
…in the b*ttocks

[sammy j & randy]
life got in the way
[wednesday]
you will be mine you skinny little b*tch

[sammy j & randy]
life got in the way

[randy’s ex*wife victoria vincent]
we’re missing a goldfish

[gimp/borkman]
ugh, not again…

[verse 2]
[sammy j]
i was gonna be a big*shot
but got shot down byagh

(song abruptly ends)

- sammy j randy lyrics

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