one pun for fun - sammy j & randy lyrics
(sammy j)
chapter 12
your audience by now shall be champing at collective bits to enjoy your thine punnery
(randy)
oh no! we’re not doing puns
(sammy j)
just one?
(randy)
no
(sammy j)
just one pun for fun?
(randy)
no!
(audience member)
do a pun
(randy)
what?
(sammy j)
she wants a pun
(randy)
she can…
(audience member)
i’m a bloke!
(randy)
oh sh*t
(sammy j)
that’s just…
(randy)
that was amazing. that was…
(sammy j)
physical pun
(randy)
that was without question the most delightful back and forth i’ve ever witnessed on stage. do a pun!
(sammy j)
she wants a pun
(randy)
i’m a bloke!
(sammy j)
end scene
(randy)
that will go down as the funniest sh*t ever. ever, anywhere, ever
(sammy j)
done
(randy)
comedy gold! price of admission right there, my friends!
(sammy j)
there it is
(randy)
shows over. shows over
(sammy j)
no pun could be better
(randy)
regardless, we’re not doing puns
(audience member)
do a pun
(randy)
no! p*ss off! no puns!
(sammy j)
it’s become a street fight
(randy)
it’s f*cking ultimate. i don’t want to do puns. why are you so keen to do puns?
(sammy j)
i won the victorian state high school punoff of 1997
(randy)
really?
(sammy j)
mhmm
(randy)
true?
(sammy j)
mhmm
(randy)
what was you’re winning pun?
(sammy j)
the cat sat on the mat
(randy)
thats not a pun
(sammy j)
tell that to matt
(both)
woah!
(randy)
double team
(sammy j)
double team
(randy)
oh god, it a beauty. we’re still not doing puns though
(sammy j)
fine. (starts playing piano)
well this is the song i play when randy forgets his line
(randy)
i’ve got a line and i can’t f*cking remember it
(sammy j)
this is the song i sing when he doesn’t f*cking me for the song
(randy)
i remember it now. let’s go back to pretending this never happened
(piano playing ends)
(randy)
you never told me that
(sammy j)
whats that?
(randy)
you never told me that about the puns
(sammy j)
oh really?
(randy)
you never told me
(sammy j)
i never told you?
(randy)
you never told me
(sammy j)
i never told you?
(randy)
no. i thought you told me everything
(sammy j)
oh come on randy. i wouldn’t tell you everything about my life
(randy)
ye.. .ye… told me… what the…this is mind blowing! i thought we didn’t keep secrets from each other
(sammy j)
oh come on randy. everyone keeps secrets
(randy)
segway
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