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santa got sidetracked at the strip club - santa's angry elves lyrics

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[verse]
snorting coke off a stripper’s ass
santa’s got himself a vip pass
tequila shots off big fake titties
no toys for kids in this city
here’s a buck for your trouble
another five for my b*n*r
give you twenty for a lap dance
couple hundred if you blow me

[pre*chorus]
rain and sleet and snow and ice
santa’s toys always arrive
the wind may howl, but the sleigh must fly
until this christmas night

[chorus]
’cause santa’s sidetracked at the strip club
he’s got glitter all over his chub
santa’s sidetracked at the b00by bar
his bag of toys isn’t getting very far

- santas angry elves lyrics

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