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the oneonta chronicles part two - sarah herrera lyrics

friday night at 7:00
the keg was one*third gone
my friend had a roommate named sauce
and when sauce never came back that night, i took his bed
ooohhhh

my friend made me promise to wake him up if he started throwing up
when he started puking in his sleep
i lay there and laughed
he woke up and got out of bed, scooped up the vomit with a frisbee
haha!

the next night, we went to a frat party that was almost over
i decided i wanted a pledge mug as a keepsake
so i took one and emptied the beer all over the stairs
on the way out, there was a bunch of yelling
we ran as if our feet were on fire and our asses were catching
an entire squadron of drunken frat boys giving chase

one night, drunk and tripping on psilocybin
we wound up in the common room of the dorm, watching music videos
this room was directly next to the entrance to the dorm
which was locked at night, and at around 3 am
i heard a rapping on the glass door

it was some drunks who had forgotten their keys
or lost them in a dark bar or in one of someone else’s orifices
between the hours of 3 and 6
the people knocking on the door grew more and more drunk, disheveled and incoherent
my buddy passed out around 4:30, so i was just watching videos by myself
hallucinating mildly
and getting up to open the door for someone every 10 minutes or so
at a quarter to 6, i opened the door for a guy who was completely nude
he slurred something and headed off
i suppose
to his room

- sarah herrera lyrics

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