give the jew girl toys - sarah silverman lyrics
i hate to say it, santa, but you’re acting like a d-ck!
you should give presents to everyone that’s good, and not just to your personal clique.
if you bring me a toy to open christmas morning,
i’ll let you be my boyfriend, all bearded fat and h-rny,
oh yea.
oh yea.
what does jesus have to do with you?
you’ve got as much to do with jesus as you do with scooby-doo,
what do you have to do with jesus?
you have as much to do with him as you do your mother’s p-n-s,
oh yea.
though i don’t think he’s the son of god,
i think he was still a nice boy.
if you ask yourself “what would jesus do?”,
he’d say give the jew girl toys, give the jew girl toys,
give the jew girl toys.
don’t be a douche, what would jesus do?
he’d say give the jew girl toys.
“claus”?
is that german?
santa klaus…
santa klaus!”
you made a list and i checked it twice,
and there is n-body named silverman, or mouskawitz or weis,
you have a list, well schindler did to,
liam neison played him, tim allen played you.
give the jew girl to-oy-oy-oy-oys,
don’t be a douche, what would jesus do?
give the jew girl toys.
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