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gonna be a better cowboy - saturday night live lyrics

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[cowboy rob]
another year has come and gone
and still we ride the range
and as the new year faces us
a cowboy ponders change

i decided this year to quit smokin’ for good

[cowboy dana]
i’m givin’ up red meat and b*tter
[cowboy phil]
i’m gonna alternate shots of tequila
with a big*ass tumbler of water

[cowboy rob]
well, i won’t take a whiz on the campfire this year

[cowboy dana]
and if i get married, i’ll show up

[cowboy phil]
and i’m gonna watch where i spit when i chew

[cowboy rob]
this may be the year that we grow up

[all]
whoopee*ti*yi*yippee
whoopee*ti*yi*yo
i’m gonna be a better cowboy
whoopee*ti*yi*yippee
whoopee*ti*yi*yo
gonna be a better cowboy

[cowboy dana]
i’m gonna make s*x an expression of love
and not just a means of escape
[cowboy rob]
i’m gonna stay out of those romantic flings
that are often mistaken for rape

[cowboy phil]
and let’s keep our hands off the cattle this year
and not just ’cause they had us arrested

[cowboy rob]
it’s bad enough that they’re all gonna be k!lled
they don’t need to be touched or molested

[all]
whoopee*ti*yi*yippee
whoopee*ti*yi*yo
i’m gonna be a better cowboy
whoopee*ti*yi*yippee
whoopee*ti*yi*yo
gonna be a better cowboy

[cowboy rob]
well, i’m not gonna shoot at your feet anymore
yellin’ “dance, little sissy boy, dance!”
and when you take a break, i won’t holler “stampede!”
when i see that you’re droppin’ your pants
[cowboy dana]
i’m gonna get over depression this year
and stop cursin’ the day i was born

[cowboy phil]
and i won’t be turnin’ my saddle around
and ride down the trail on the h*rn

[all]
whoopee*ti*yi*yippee
whoopee*ti*yi*yo
i’m gonna be a better cowboy
whoopee*ti*yi*yippee
whoopee*ti*yi*yo
gonna be a better cowboy

- saturday night live lyrics

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