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i miss my ex's dad - saturday night live lyrics

[intro]
you ever miss someone so much you lose sight of yourself?
you think about them all the time and wonder if life will ever seem normal again

[verse 1]
haven’t felt the same since you’ve been gone
everyone else just feels so wrong
by now, i thought i’d be over you
at the bottom of this bottle, i’ll know what to do
i don’t know what else to say
i just wanna hear about your day
i can’t stop thinking ’bout what we had
oh, man, i miss my ex’s dad

[chorus]
oh, gary and doctor mike
i miss my ex’s dad
you gave me a pocket knife
and some shirts that all were plaid
your socks, your crocs
you’re the ideal male with your ponytail
i don’t miss his daughter at all, which i know is bad
i just miss my ex’s dad

[interlude]
it’s a d*mn shame when someone beautiful leaves your life
a d*mn shame
[verse 2]
remember thanksgiving, when you were in a bad mood
you wouldn’t play charades, everyone was mad at you
they were trying to put your name in the dirt
but i stepped in and said, “he’s under a lot of pressure at work.”
you passionately recommended brooks running shoes
and now, my arches are forever in debt to you
i thought the vibe in your garage was rad
you’re the dad i never had, besides my real dad

[chorus]
oh, gary and doctor mike
i miss my ex’s dad
we smoked cigars, and that was tight
you played ball in undergrad
your grill, your buick
you’re the ideal man with your cardigans
don’t remember your daughter’s name, which i know is bad
i just miss my ex’s dad

[interlude]
oh liam, i miss you, i’m your number one fan
her new boyfriend didn’t like my story about meeting steely dan
but i have a plan to get you back, a plan that cannot fail
what do you want for christmas?
your new boyfriend tried to kiss me
what? no, i didn’t
three times today
once on the neck, once on my mouth, and once on my back
i didn’t try to kiss your back
dad, stop
i know you just miss liam
so what if i do? i am not made of stone
he is the greatest man i have ever met, and you kicked him to the curb like a dog
i hate it here, no one in this family understands me
is he usually like this?
[chorus]
i miss my daughter’s ex
oh, liam and big red
i miss my daughter’s ex
i wish her new boyfriend was dead
i miss my daughter’s ex
you should be here drinkin’ beer
with your favorite drinking lad
it ain’t up to me
but i’m always proud to be
your ex’s dad

- saturday night live lyrics

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