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sex and drugs and legspin bowl - scared weird little guys lyrics

it was back in ‘91 when woney would first enbowl it
with a generous girth and a gold earing
and a s*xy [?] long mallet
he got caught for match*mixing
he said “i done it never” his phone rang and a voice was heard
saying “woney, hows the weather?” “tell me”
s*x and drugs and legspin bowl
s*x and drugs and legspin bowl
is all that woney needs
shane does not like his indian food
bake beans to him they blew
that explains all the time he spent
on the vindaloo
sms to south africa has woney coughing [?]
why don’t they just leave him alone and get off his hairy back?
(very hairy!)
s*x and drugs and legspin bowl
s*x and drugs and legspin bowl
is all that woney needs
he smokes an awful lot, for someone who has quit
with 16*year*old girls, he’s been caught swaping spit
he’s lost alot of weight, so now his pants don’t fit
no longer can we shout “woney, show us your tits!”
(go on, just pull up ya shirt!)
drugs are off the menu now; atleast that’s what we’ve heard
if you ask him if he still takes pills* he’ll say “‘nones’ the word”
woney is still paying the price for being such a chump
can’t bowl, can’t boat, can’t bat, can’t play
for the next 6 months
it’s s*x and drugs and legspin bowl
s*x and drugs and legspin bowl
is all that woney needs

- scared weird little guys lyrics

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