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i'm sorry, it's yom kippur - schmekel lyrics

i’m sorry i left your umbrella in mailboxes etcetera
i’m sorry i thought you were ignorant because you’re hetera
i’m sorry i came out to you in such an awkward way
i’m sorry i said you had schmutz on your head when it was ash wednesday

still mad? i’m not sure
but today is yom kippur
so i’m trying to atone for some sh*t i might have done wrong

i’m sorry that i set all your enya tapes on fire
i’m sorry i forgot that binders don’t go in the drier
i’m sorry that my emails had an authoritative tone
i’m sorry that i creeped you out by talking about my b*n*r
i’m sorry i started a big flame war that brought out all the lurkers
i’m sorry i was condescending about s*x workers
i’m sorry i made fun of you for dancing with a twink
i’m sorry that i lеft all of my d*ld*es in the sink

for the sin i havе sinned before you by saying it was weird
that you use neutral pr*nouns like “they” and “sie” and “hir”
for the sin i have sinned before you by wearing polyester
alchet shechatanu, for dressing like queen esther!

- schmekel lyrics

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