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super transsexual bros - schmekel lyrics

{musical intro}
when i look at all the papers to change my name
so much small the print on the pages
sometimes i feel like i’m in a video game
battling ogres and mages
psychiatrist grants you a magical key
take off this ring and you’ve gid
so much bureaucracy that we cannot see
the flags at the ends of the stages
some people ask me if i have a v*g*n*
i think this question is facile
changing your s*x
much like final fantasy x
is an incredible hassle
the way that you’re coding my gender’s a mess
your worldview’s as boring as microsoft chess
go read a book
because, baby, your princess is in another castle
{musical interlude}
fetching a crystal from the queen of the waters
stealing a bomb from a virgin
telling my mom “i’m your son, i’m not your daughter”
getting a note for a surgeon
the strategy guide says this world is a maze
i’ve been fighting this monster for 42 days
i have no doubt that the time is running out
this quest is quite epically urgent
{musical outro}

- schmekel lyrics

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