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you're not the only bear i fisted - schmekel lyrics

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i wore my leather chaps to the eagle

the bouncer said, “queen, you aren’t legal.”

so i said, “no really, i’m 29

and if you let me in, i can do you from behind.”

the bouncer said, “boy, you wanna top me?

i’m huge and hairy, can’t you see?”

“just drop your pants, sir,” i insisted

“you’re not the only bear i fisted.”

you say i’m limp-wristed

but you’re not the only bear i fisted! you say i’m limp-wristed

but you’re not the only bear i fisted!

i wore my vinyl suit to the c-ck

some guy said i looked like dr. spock

that flaming trekkie was cute but snotty

so i said, “bend over and i’ll beam you up, scotty.”

he looked at my crotch and said, “you don’t have the power

you must live long to prosper from a golden shower.”

i said, “don’t get your boxers twisted

you’re not the only bear i fisted.”

you say i’m limp-wristed

but you’re not the only bear i fisted! you say i’m limp-wristed

but you’re not the only bear i fisted!

i wore my skinny jeans to the phoenix

some furry guy said, “you don’t have a p-n-s.”

“sure i do, but whatever, let’s not talk semantics

take off your clothes and i’ll get my hand slick.”

so he took out his d-ck and i said, “no, turn around.”

and i got out a glove and lube by the pound

he growled and he roared and his gl-sses got misted

he’s not the only bear i fisted

- schmekel lyrics

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