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capt's log: sea weed - scoochie boochie lyrics

[spoken]
captain’s log, 1620 volcanic time
we’re stuck for the moment, as my shortcut through the kelp forest proved wack. turns out the spinners on the submarine’s 24*foot gold rims are a little prone to cloggage. fortunately, my steadfast steed george the pony has a voracious appetite for sea weed. so, while he chomps us free, i’m enjoying a little sea weed of my own, fresh from the submarine’s greenhouse. tonight’s special: a little hydrophilic royal egyptian macro*purp courtesy of my guy doug
(smokes)
(beep, whoosh)
whoops. i think i just launched a torpedo. (chuckles) i am way too high to be operating a multi*billion dollar submersible
oh? and now we set off the smoke alarm. don’t worry though. on my ship, the smoke alarm just dims the lights, drops a beat, and turns on the lava lamps. and yes, that’s real lava

- scoochie boochie lyrics

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