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dax pulsar - scoochie boochie lyrics

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narrator: so scoochie bid farewell to his mother the volcano
scooch: all right bye, magma!

narrator: and hopped in a ciroc*et ship and blasted the h*ll off
meanwhile, in the polaris sector
a convoy of dataspice pirates was getting picked apart by a lone pilot
but not just any pilot
the best god d*mn pilot in the galaxy: dax pulsar

dax: helen, play jazz mix alpha

narrator: the sp*ce battle made no sound in the cool leather interior
of the risin rust ii
which dax had decorated with his own accolades, like a five guys
he was the loosest of cannons, with ovеr 300 confirmed k!lls
and that′s not even counting intеnded targets
in a galaxy of bad*asses, his ass was the worst

dax: some guys like b00bs, some guys like b*tts
me? i’m a jazz man
whaddya think helen?

helen: i don′t know, you really wanna open your whole memoir with that?
i feel like people know you more for the pilot thing

dax: yeah but that’s what i’m saying is flying is jazz
helen: i mean yeah but maybe a lot of things are like jazz
cuz jazz is kind of all over the place

dax: what?
helen: you have an incoming transmission from lord blomp

blomp: it is i!! lord blomp, commander of the cosmic legion!
devourer of the hot ice planet! keeper of the canoe

dax: who′s the mark

blomp: wasn′t done, but… behold, the dossier!

dax: deal

blomp: excellent. soon the blomp empire shall rule the galaxy
from the crystal moons of the shnork
to capital one presents: mars, to the

helen: you probably shouldn’t hang up on him like that

dax: just tell him comms are down

helen: with what? comms?

dax: now… who the h*ll is scoochie boochie?

- scoochie boochie lyrics

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