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iii. the t.h. sea - scoochie boochie lyrics

[dialogue] (scoochie boochie and old bobby nutb*lls)
where am i?
eaaaasy, tiger

[narration] (narrator)
a short king in fisherman’s garb helped scoochie lie back down and offered him a bowl of cheps

[dialogue] (scoochie boochie and old bobby nutb*lls)
i found you, wandering the shore of the t.h. sea, half*mad for lack of chips. not having really great chips does terrible things to a man’s mind
who are you?
name’s old bobby nutb*lls, prawnspector. i pan the waters of the t.h. sea for little shrimps. the other short kings cower under the mountain. they say that therе are giant t.h.seagulls that eat us, but i livе in the real world, not some fantasy land. here, have some shrimp of divine restoration. restores half your hp once per day

[narration] (narrator)
old bobby nutb*lls told him that to reach the sh*tadel, he must head up the coast to the p*n*sula and face the nymphomancer in the innuendome

[dialogue] (old bobby nutb*lls)
if you can make a nastier song than the nymphomancer, he may grant you passage across the fjart sound

[narration] (narrator)
suddenly, a giant t.h.seagull swooped and scooped him up

[dialogue] (old bobby nutb*lls)
aaah! aaaah! please, noooo*hooo*ho*ho*hooo! noooo! aaaaah! heeeelp! pleeeease, no! bwaaaaah!

- scoochie boochie lyrics

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