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iv. the fjart sound - scoochie boochie lyrics

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[narration] (narrator)
when scoochie defeated the nymphomancer with some elite sm*t, he’d been promised a captain to take him across the fjart sound to the isle of style. but the captain turned out to be a small boy named ty dewie, who farted into the sail of his little boat with such consistent force, it zipped across the water like the legend of zelda: windbreaker.

[monologue] (ty dewie)
people keep saying, like, “aw man, you’re the chosen one, ’cause you got the farts.” i’m like, “are you ki’ing me? i’m ty dewie, i’m five! and i can’t even…i’m not even allowed to play tackle football!”

[narration] (narrator)
ty dewie talked constantly. scoochie didn’t interrupt because he though it might be part of the method to keep consistently farting

[monologue] (ty dewie)
‘sides, i gah save my mom. she got locked up by king stink. *farts* she’s french, she goes “hi, ty dewie.” i’m like, “hi, i’m ty dewie, you’re my mom, and i love you,” every time

[narration] (narrator)
as ty dewie chattered on, they pulled into the harbor of the freshest place on areas: the isle of style

*fart*

- scoochie boochie lyrics

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