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lord blomp - scoochie boochie lyrics

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dax: blompy! you′re just in time for victory jazz

blomp: silence! you have failed me!

dax: what? no i just blew up his ciroc*et ship

blomp: oh yeah? then why did i see him
on sp*cestagram live taking a sh*t in a storm?
scooch (on live stream): thanks for the support

dax: impossible. he should be dead

blomp: yes. he should. but now i want him alive

dax: that wasn’t part of the deal

blomp: yeah well neither was letting him frolic across the galaxy
dropping half an lp of exquisitely worded fart anthems!
he must not reach the sun before we extract thе coal

dax: coal?

blomp: yes. the amount of enеrgy the sun puts out
could only come from coal
but no one will want to buy it from me if it′s been f*cked!
bring him to me alive, he may yet prove useful
dax: fine

blomp: good. soon all shall fear the name lord blomp
emperor of the void, heir to the west of sp*ce
master of the nine stinks, 5*time evil plot of the year nominee

- scoochie boochie lyrics

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