
vi. ty dewie - scoochie boochie lyrics
[narration] (narrator)
the prisoners dangled in cages over a giant toilet bowl in the throne room of the sh*tadel. they had all been baked. ty dewie was the one king stink was really after!
[dialogue] (king stink)
king stink: hahahahahahahaaaa! the people of areas fear me! but with the heir of areas at my right hand, they will love meeee
[narration] (narrator)
ty dewie was held in the lidless tank of the giant toilet, with only his head above the surface
[dialogue] (ty dewie, king stink)
ty dewie: *blows water* c’mon, are you ki’ing me? i’m not the heir of areas, i’m ty dewie! hi!
king stink: if you won’t cooperate, i’m going to roll a four*sided die, and whichever number i roll, one of your friends will fall into the bowl
ty dewie: i mean, it’s just* ehhhh, you know what i’m saying? ‘cuz, obviously i don’t want my mom to go flusher style. i don’no dax pulsar, but he’s a generational talent. and now apparently scoochie is my dad? and does that mean hooghie’s my grandpa? i just* and then if i* but then if i cooperate with you, you can use my power to high*key destroy areas. so i dunno man, kinda seems like you’re just toying with us. and i would know about toys, i’m a lil’ guy! my pr*nouns are son/sport
king stink: enough!
[narration] (narrator)
king stink rolled the die. the bottom of scoochie’s cage dropped out. he plummeted into the bowl. but at the last second, he shot back up on a pillar of fart and hovered in midair!
[dialogue] (scoochie boochie, hooghie, king stink)
scoochie boochie: ty dewie, i’m your dad, and i’m sorry
hooghie: and i’m your dad, and i’m sorry
king stink: what the fuuuuck *farts* is going ooooon?
[narration] (narrator)
suddenly, a short king burst into the room riding a t.h.seagull
[dialogue] (scoochie boochie, old bobby nutb*lls)
scoochie boochie: old bobby nutb*lls!
old bobby nutb*lls: old bobby nutb*lls. ye*hes, that was what they used to call me. i am young robert t*st*cl*s, and i come back to you now, at the turn of the tide!
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