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joanie loves johnny [live, philadelphia 1993] - screeching weasel lyrics

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[stage banter]

weasel: anyway, uh, this goes out to b*face. and it goes like this… just like this

[song begins]

joanie and johnny sittin’ in a tree
k*i*s*s*i*n*g
first comes love, then comes marriage
then comes johnny in a baby carriage
suckin’ his thumb, wettin’ his pants
then he does the naked hula dance
oh yeah

let’s go to milwaukee
say hi to mr. c
fonzie, potsie, richie too
ralph’s at arnold’s sniffing glue
joanie, joanie loves johnny

joanie and johnny kiss
chachi is getting p*ssed
these aren’t very happy days
’cause n0body’s getting laid
joanie, joanie loves johnny
one two three four go

go, go, go
go, go, go

walkin’ through the jungle with my d*ck in my hand
i said, “hey motherf*cker, i’m a jungle man”
looked up in a tree, what did i see?
a godd*mn monkey tryin’ to p*ss on me
picked up a rock, hit him in the c*ck
knocked that motherf*cker forty*two blocks
let’s go

go, go, go
go, go, go

now jenny piccolo works at a peep show
pinky tuscadero’s stewed
fonzie’s all f*cked up on ludes
joanie, joanie loves johnny

joan and johnny got tattoos
now they’re going to
inspiration point, that’s where
we’re all shooting heroin
joanie, joanie loves johnny
one two three four go

go, go, go
go, go, go

- screeching weasel lyrics

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