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drinking cans in a field with matt damon - scustin lyrics

i can’t sit in me gaff anymore
no more zoom quizzes
cuz’ isolations a bore
and to my pal
i float a text
the wolf of harcourt street
a stroll i suggest
let’s go up bray head
to have an explore
so we begin our climb
and during this time
sip on some cans, catch up, “aw man how ya been?”
wolfie informs to me
“i’m unemployed you see”
taking pandemic payment for his sins
but as we get to the top
there’s a body that’s here
well he seems peaceful, calm, without fear
“yohoo hey guys c’mon over here and join me”
he chuckles t’wards us
with an air of rascality to his dеmeanour

but through further examination
wolfiе provides the revelation
its matt damon
and he’s got a supervalue bag in his hand
he quickly brandishes a smoke
he says “yo so are you boys gonna join me for a toke? i wanna let you in on a little secret”
because nothing makes sense anymore
were drinkin’ cans in a field with matt damon
nothing makes sense anymore
were drinkin’ cans in a field with matt damon

so i’m trying to get my head round this situation
while the other two engage in a lengthy debate
jason bourne spits a series
of conspiracy theories
on the origins of this pesky virus
it’s covid nineteen
a cover up scheme
a scamdemic
wolfie is now a believer
because in the depths of the jungle
a monkey face f*cked some lads uncle?
it’s real moniker is
baboon *rs* fever

well it brings on flu like symptoms
what your ma would describe as a bad dose
all of a sudden
i begin to feel unwell
yes me tongue starts to fizz
i get a ringin’ in me ears
must have been that joint last night?
well it definitely wasn’t the beers
because nothing makes sense anymore
were drinkin’ cans in a field with matt damon
nothing makes sense anymore
were drinkin’ cans in a field with matt damon

so what’s in the bag matt?
i pop the question on everyone’s mind
“sorry guys, where are my manners? help yourselves to some treats”
so we pop our heads inside and to our surprise
we see what the martian has been feasting on
can’s of karpacki and a curly wurly
treats like this have me coming early
all of a sudden i begin to feel real sick
what!?
can’s of karpacki and a curly wurly
treats like this have me coming early
all of a sudden i begin to feel real sick
but the last thing i remember from this weird little bender
was a finglas accent screaming in me face

“how d’ya like them apples!??”

were drinkin’ cans in a field with matt damon
nothing makes sense anymore
were drinkin’ cans in a field with matt damon
nothing makes sense anymore
were drinkin’ cans in a field with matt damon
nothing makes sense anymore
were drinkin’ cans in a field with matt damon

- scustin lyrics

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