florida man - selwyn birchwood lyrics
down where
rebel flags meet mickey mouse
down where
the wild west meets the dirty south
a phenomenon that can’t be explained
goes by
goes by the name of florida man
florida man
gets drunk, shoots guns
at hurricanes
florida man
gets high off bath salts
and eats your face
florida man
reports a burglary to authorities
’cause they stole his stash
florida man
commits a felony, armed robbery
in a spider*man mask
is it something in the water makes him act this way?
is it the [?], the crystal meth or cocaine
hе don’t drink and drive
he drinks when hе’s stopped at traffic lights
i’m not even surprised when i hear that he married a carnival ride
florida man
gets drunk, shoots guns
at hurricanes
florida man
gets high off bath salts
and eats your face
florida man
reports a burglary to authorities
’cause they stole his stash
florida man
commits a felony, armed robbery
in a spider*man mask
florida man
gets drunk, shoots guns
at hurricanes
florida man
gets high off bath salts
and eats your face
florida man
reports a burglary to authorities
’cause they stole his stash
florida man
commits a felony, armed robbery
in a spider*man mask
florida man
takes an alligator for big runs at the liquor store
florida man
makes love while he’s handcuffed in a cop car
florida man
swears that one day his turtle army will make you pay
florida man
is insane, he [?] but live remains
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