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elroy squirt iii - shane madej lyrics

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well i spent a sunday shopping with my friend the lion tamer
even though she snogged me nan
then we popped into a shop ‘n’ met a baby named magellan
who was very, very tan

magellan sold us boots and then he turned into a spider
said that life is but a dream
then he asked us for our emails
and he sent along an e*vite to his uncle’s (35th) sweet sixteen

ding dang dong
this is the greatest song your pretty ears have surely ever heard
i drank some wine and fell asleep and when i woke i realized my brilliant brain had dreamt up all the words

magellan’s uncle was a senator from gary indiana
named elroy squirt iii
he was confused about his nephew being turnt into a spider
so he asked what had occurred

tried to reply but got distracted when the lion tamer
put her tongue in elroy’s left*most ear
thank the lord me dear old nan weren’t at the party for this man
because she’d surely shed a tear

ding dang dong
this is the greatest love song your pretty ears have surely ever heard
have you ever been regaled with as romantic of a tale as that of elroy squirt iii
and the lion tamer and magellan what a story so compellin’
even if that spiderboy was far too tan

- shane madej lyrics

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