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separate checks - skinhead lyrics

[verse 1]
it always happens immediately after a good time
sat*rday night
all the boys looking for a place to unwind
“what you guys wanna eat?”
it’s hollered from the back
but there’s forty of us
the waitress is going to have a heart attack

[chorus]
separate checks
or i just won’t go
separate checks
everybody already knows
separate checks
my friends are all scumbags
separate checks, please
keep track of your own tax

[verse 2]
look around you, it’s all lobster and steak
kyle ordered a red wine and a piece of chocolate cake
the check arrives and the tables no longer filled
everybody’s in the bathroom and you’re the sucker holding the bill

[verse 3]
doesn’t matter how long you’ve been down
if you’re the last one to eat
better put your card down
and make sure to tip well
split the bill?
i know you f*ckin lyin’
you touched it first, so now you’re buying
and find your own ride home
[chorus]
separate checks
it’s the only way i can live
separate checks
i don’t know how much more money i can give
separate checks
you put ten bucks in the stack
separate checks
you’re insane if you think that even covers your tax
separate checks
or i just won’t go
separate checks
no one paid for this merlot

- skinhead lyrics

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