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bluetelle - slow gherkin lyrics

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[verse]
h*llo, my name is phil bluetelle; that’s blue for my blue collar
i work all day and slave away to earn my daily dollar
i know some day i’ll cash in all the paychecks i have earned
and take off on my motorbike, and never to return

and once i had a ranger girl, but yesterday i split with her
so now i pass the endless hours reading scary literature
if you need facts regarding redwood, i’m the ranger who’ll inform
i look so handsome in my boots and green and khaki uniform

[chorus]
punch in, punch out
working hard, i’m never gonna stop
punch in, punch out
someday, i’m gonna snap, crackle, pop

[verse]
he kicked thе ground, he always frowned, you’d nevеr see him grinning
he spent his time a*skinning squirrels and drawing naked women
i often heard, you hear him cry, phil saying, “woe is me.”
he got so bored, he soon resorted to surreal poetry, yeah

then one night, he went rabid eating m*ffins from costco
he went b*tt*wild and k!lled a child with a state*issued crossbow
the stress of working for the man was just too much for phil
he ran off in the forest and our gherkins turned to dill, ah!
[chorus]
punch in, punch out
working hard, i’m never gonna stop
punch in, punch out
someday, i’m gonna snap, crackle, pop

snap!

- slow gherkin lyrics

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