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your brother's coming out party - soda scented candle lyrics

[cola]
got hoes round me tryna take a picture
the sh*t i be writing on the level of scriptures (biblical)
i don’t want you baby, want your father and your mister (your dad)
my name in the streets is big papi jizzer

your father is g*y
your brother’s not straight (h0m*s*xual)
the three of us group m*st*rbate (i’m bout to cum)

i’m with your baby daddy gave him aids like magic (hiv)
you know all of us we all some f*ggots
i eat his d*ck like i’m a maggot (nom nom)
all the men love me i’m slightly attractive (kinda cute)
[soda]
you’d pay to be sick
you’re desperate
your only chance is make a wish (get hiv)
you’ll never f*ck that b*tch
she’s with a guy named mitch
he drunk drove straight into a pond with fish (i love fish)

you’ve never had a girl but you really want one
how could you find one, you’ve never seen the sun
you’re thirty*three years old and you’re still stuck
in your parents bas*m*nt with your cum jars (reddit mod)

you won’t go far
or get nice cars
get girls like lars

you’ll never be happy in life
even lower chance of getting a wife

to me it doesn’t matter that your clothes are all tattered
that i laid your life’s problems neatly on a platter (i’m an assh0l*)

this concludes my verse
my back is gonna hurt
i carried this for sure
i’m like edp i lure
why do you think we put my name at the start?
because in every song mine’s the best part (it’s your turn, cola)

[cola]
i circle jerk with your brother and your father
i really want to f*ck brett maher (cowboy’s kicker)
i have no interest in your daughter
i filled your dad’s ass with tap water (yes i drink it)

i don’t know what the f*ck you mean, i clearly carry this sh*t
the f*ck was he talking bout?

[candle]
bro has a toe
and it’s massive yo
proportionate feet yeah you know that meat (h*lla stinky)
it’s thick long and hard
it’s dirty yeah as h*ll but i want that in me in large (lube)
so i brought the whole crew with us
yeah you know how it is yeah we don’t like to make a fuss
so they get on their knees
they tryna please me
so i tell them don’t worry take a seat (barry benson)
so i get on my palms
you know how it is my tongue dripping like a dog. (backshots)
they whip their thick c*cks out
they start cumming i just like to shout, shout
[cola]
hopefully you want to k!ll yourself listening to this just as much as we wanted to k!ll ourselves making this

[candle]
and i bark

(bark)
(bark)
(bark)

- soda scented candle lyrics

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