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the ballad of the country bumpkin - speirosmusic lyrics

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(ch)
well, i’m a country b-mpkin,
yeah, i guess that’s what i am.
i know how to make a u-turn,
and i know how to turn a ram.
i sure is used to travellin’
a hundred miles just ain’t too far.
‘cos that’s my neighbour, pardner,
country b-mpkin’s what i are.

(1)
there’s always beans at brekky
and there’s always wind at lunch.
plenty of open sp-ce though
when it comes down to the crunch.
dem city fumes are toxic
from factories and cars,
but out here in the country,
it’s just the wind us b-mpkins p-ss.

(ch)

(2)
out here ain’t no mcdonalds
but mcdonald has a farm
and on his farm he has a gun,
but out here don’t do no harm.
any vermin on his property,
mcbang, and the vermins had it.
one thing i can tell you folks,
i don’t wanna try mcrabbit.

(ch)

(3)
out here, ain’t got no tv
no reception anyway.
stupid tv stations
more than a thousand miles away.
but we can watch the sunrise,
and watch the cattle run,
and we can count sheep day and night,
who said us folks were dumb!

(ch)

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