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glad not to be gay - spitting image lyrics

(jason donovan, phillip schofield, both)
(verse 1)
it really is great being totally straight
taking lots of girlies out on a date
talking about soccer and scratching your b*lls
drinking 20 pints and p*ssing up walls
we might be single, handsome and gifted
but when we’re around, shirts stay unlifted

(chorus 1)
we’re glad not to be g*y
no, no, not us
no, no, no way
we’re glad not to be g*y
not in the least
no way jose
(who’s jose?)
(n0body…)

(verse 2)
i respect g*y man, though i’m not a bender
i much prefer girls of the feminine gender
we arе like rams when we’rе let off the leash
we both fart in public and never eat quiche
if we were g*y we’d say in a minute
but we’re not out of the closet * we weren’t even in it
(chorus 2)
we’re glad not to be g*y
mind you who cares in this day and age
but don’t ever dare say
or else we’ll sue the pants off of you
glad not to be g*y
though being g*y s’really okay

(bridge)
still one problem is clear
some people fear it’ll screw their career

- spitting image lyrics

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