the new pokerap (remix) - starbomb lyrics
[chorus 1: danny s*xbang & egoraptor]
my name is ash ketchum baby!
my life is back on track
but i’ve been in the hospital
since pika shot me in the sack
and i don’t know all the new pokemon
yo bro, i can help you with that
hey brock! i’ll do all the singing
while you take care of the raps
[verse 1: egoraptor & danny s*xbang]
alright, let’s go!
pikachu, squirtle, venasaur, arcanine
diglett, jigglypuff, muk
oh, i know these guys!
asscloud, nippleclamp, p**pypants, dingledoodle
ranchbreath, turkeyburger, beefhead, clyde
woah!
haterade, bubbledump, overdraft, headcheese
picklefeet, frontb*tt, softbreak, commonwh0re
undеrloaf, chairwolf, manateats, freebase
nickelback, lumbеrsack, tinyhead, door
[refrain: danny s*xbang & egoraptor]
are you serious? you’re not making those up? those are*those are real?
haha! you know it, bro! gotta catch em’ all!
[chorus 2: danny s*xbang & egoraptor]
well it seems new types of pokemon are coming out really fast!
oh, there are more
oh really? wait, i’m immediately sorry that i asked
[verse 2: egoraptor]
we’ve got
jigglystuff, adamsapple, frognut, waterbottle
candyass, tracklighting, pick*a*dilly, man
lamberguineapig, artstudent, tinkleburg, flavorsaver
trainl!ck, coffeemunch, poodlehat, dataplan
wondernug, telechubby, ravermouse, milkstain
yogafish, oldperson, freezeclump, ponysquirt
oilyshorts, dad’s sweater, poppasquat, hairystump
wetsocks, shatternut, noodlearm, shirt
[chorus 3: danny s*xbang & egoraptor]
they’re running out of ideas and i can’t take anymore!
don’t worry, there’s only a couple left
how many?
uh 300,064
nooo
[verse 3: egoraptor]
stinkled*nk, cuddlydeath, arguement, pillowbite
drumsolo, actuallysatan, weinisfriend, din0booty
santajew, clevergirl, straightuptoilet, whalesnail
fiddlyfaddlybiddlybaddlydiddlydoodlyhiddlyhoodly
snaggletoosh, poolboy, drizzlenips, spatalanturn
thuma urman, bunch*a*nugget, manglerubber, catdeer
fuglyrumph, phlemycough, whiskertoes, chocolatefart
freemburglar, swordtaint, monkeychunk, beer
[outro: danny s*xbang]
f*ck it! you know what? i’m going back to the hospital
*gunshots*
ah! my sack, my sweet sweet sack
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