today you are a man - stephen lynch, kevin cahoon, matthew salavidar lyrics
robbie:
there’s a gift from every guest
robbie & band:
today you are a man
robbie:
the c-cktail franks have all been blessed
robbie & band:
today you are a man
robbie:
your goyim friends have been agog
since they left the synagogue
drunk on schnapps and in a fog
and speaking hebrew best they can
sammy:
(attempting hebrew.)
lachaim!
robbie & band:
cause you are a man!
robbie:
there’s a waitress dressed up like a go-go
george:
but remember shiksas are a no-no
robbie:
go shake hands with each tom, d-ck, and herschel
sammy:
they’ll be shvitzing
and what’s even worse you’ll
robbie & band:
have to kiss your aunts
and watch your zayde dance
but remember this
it could be ten times worse
at least it’s not your briss
your briss
today you are a
robbie:
boy-boy-boy
boy-boy-boy
boy-boy-boy
george & sammy:
boy?
robbie:
no!
all 3:
a man!
ole!
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