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i've got a big tiddy - stevie martin lyrics

[chorus]
i’ve got a big tiddy, i’ve got a big tiddy
i’ve got two tiddies, they’re in my bra
i’ll get them out if you want a big tiddy
if you want a big tiddy
put your hands up and say “one tiddy, please!”

[verse 1]
i’d like to order a single tiddy
no, i don’t want a drink
no, i don’t want sides
unless that side is an ass
or bread, that’s irrelevant
but my tiddy is prevalent
what i’m saying is my tiddy is large and my b*tt is present
and i have got a big tiddy

[chorus]
i’ve got a big tiddy, i’ve got a big tiddy
i’ve got two tiddies, they’re in my bra
i’ll get them out if you want a big tiddy
if you want a big tiddy
if you want a big tiddy
put your hand up and say

[verse 2]
get in my ass if poss
if that would be possible
it would be probable
if you like boning as much as i do
i love boning, i love bonking
i’ll bonk you on the nose
with a rubber chicken
i’m joking, i mean s*x
because i’ve got a big tiddy
[chorus]
i’ve got a big tiddy, i’ve got a big tiddy
i’ve got two tiddies there in my bra
i’ll get them out if you want a big tiddy
if you want a big tiddy
come over here

[verse 3]
and buy them a drink
i’ll come to the bar
put my tiddies in the bar
if you don’t buy them a drink then i will leave
‘cos they drink milk, obviously
two glasses of milk for my tiddies, sir!
if you won’t buy me milk then you clearly can’t handle me
and my tiddies

[chorus]
i’ve got a big tiddy, i’ve got a big tiddy
i’ve got two tiddies, they’re in my bra
they’d like milk
i’ll get them out if you want a big tiddy
if you want a big tiddy
buy my tiddies some milk

[outro]
i’ll have a lime and soda, please
er, with extra ice, in, er, one of the pint glasses?
actually, i don * i don’t want ice
just room temp please
cool
stop looking at me
let’s go home
and let’s * have s*x

- stevie martin lyrics

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