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i'll talk my way out of it - stuttering john lyrics

[verse 1]
many people tell me what they want from me
they don’t seem to understand
i ain’t your wussbag, douchey, preppie wannabe
ain’t gonna fit inside your plan

[pre*chorus 1]
crazy sadie is my lady and my steady date
till she started asking
“why the frick ya coming home so late?”
she found big*breasted bonnie’s number
in the pocket of my coat
so i told her, “she’s just a friend”
i jabbed a number down her throat

[chorus]
i’ll tell you some lies
and i’ll talk my way out of it
yeah, it ain’t so big surprise
that i’ll talk my way out of it
yeah, i’ll talk my way out of it

[verse 2]
i get a rush out of doin’ almost anything
i’m a moron with a cause
i likе to drive real fast
becasuе i hate to think that
i’m not breakin’ any laws
[pre*chorus 2]
i was doin’ about 120, drinkin’
sweatin’, highway star
till a copper on a chopper started to
yank me from my car
i told him i have a condition
and the reason for my speed
was to rush to my physician
cause my colon’s barely bleeding

[chorus]
i’ll tell you some lies
and i’ll talk my way out of it (out of it)
yeah, it ain’t so big surprise
that i’ll talk my way out of it
yeah, i’ll do what i want
cause i’ll talk my way out of it
yeah, i’ll talk my way out of it

[bridge; spoken]
yeah, i don’t have any ordinary excuses, i mean
a lot of people, like, have these lame excuses
like their dog ate it
not me! not me! i was the one sayin’
that i was caught in a frickin’ robbery
and i save the whole f*ckin’ bank!!!
[pre*chorus 3]
i’m the ruler of the ranks
and the prince of mindless pranks
i’m the dude who’s in the wheelchair
cutting lines and crowded banks
i’ll say i only have two bucks
when you filled up my tank
i’m the dude who’s dating pretty chicks
while you date all the sk*nks

[chorus]
i’ll tell you some lies
and i’ll talk my way out of it (out of it)
yeah, it ain’t so big surprise
that i’ll talk my way out of it (out of it)
and i’ll tell you some lies
and i’ll talk my way out of it (out of it)
i’m the king of alibies
and i’ll talk my way out of it

- stuttering john lyrics

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