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i think i farted - taryn southern lyrics

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[intro]
this is for all my ladies out there
who have a problem with their gas

[verse 1]
we’re at a party, i’m feeling farty
so i say i need to make a phone call
i look around and without a sound
i quietly fart on the wall

i think i’m in the clear until you appear
there’s nowhere for me to hide
you say, “what’s that smell? it stinks like h-ll”
as if a small animal just died

[chrous]
rotten gas oooh ooh oh ooooh oh
smells like -ss oooh ooh ohoooh
i think i farted (on a wall), i think i farted (on a wall)
i think i farted (on a wall), i think i farted

[verse 2]
you’re fast asleep when i feel one creep
i try to keep it inside the bed
but like a good wine that ages with time
it’s rotten and it’s startin’ to spread

you wake up in fear that a fire is near
from the smell of my own dutch oven
with no one else to frame, i take the blame
you can’t believe it’s been me the whole time

[chrous]
rotten gas oooh ooh oh ooooh oh
smells like -ss oooh ooh ohhoooh
i think i farted (in the bed), i think i farted (in the bed)
i think i farted (in the bed), i think i farted

[bridge]
on the couch, on the wall, on the table, on the floor
beware of my stench it’s rotten to the core
i’m a lady on the street but i’ll smoke up the bed
just one quick whiff and you’ll wind up dead

[verse 3]
no matter how hard i pray
my gas won’t go away
i know that it’s not okay
but please, please, don’t say goodbye
i know that most girls try
to keep their flatulence inside, but i can’t lie
i need a man who knows i p-ss a lot of gas
that smells like -ss
and it’s here to last for infinity and beyond

[chrous]
rotten gas (i farted) oooh ooh oh ooooh oh
smells like -ss (i definitely farted) oooh ooh ohhoooh
i think i farted (on the wall), i think i farted (in the bed)
i think i farted (on the tv), i think i farted

[chrous]
rotten gas (i farted) oooh ooh oh ooooh oh
smells like -ss (i seriously farted) oooh ooh ohhoooh
i think i farted (on your cat), i think i farted (on my cat)
i think i farted (on a photo of mitt romney), i think i farted

[outro]
ah cr-p, i just sh-t my pants

- taryn southern lyrics

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