me and my big ideas - television personalities lyrics

dreamt i found a million pounds
on the london underground
i spent it at london zoo
maybe had a drink or two
i think i need a holiday
butlins camp or st. tropez
i’ll send a postcard if i can
hope i die before i get a suntan

i’ll buy russia’s nuclear weapons
maybe take some english lessons
take tea and cakes with charles and di
kiss a million boys and make them cry
it’s only me and my big ideas
it’s enough to drive you to tears